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18 Things Only Weird People Will Understand

Journal Entry: Wed Feb 25, 2015, 3:01 AM
I don't usually like labels, and I especially dislike the word "weird" because it indicates a variation from the norm that implies, well, a norm. But while we could get into a whole squirrely conversation about what "normal" is, we would be wasting valuable time that we could spend being amused over this list that I stole from the internet instead:
  1. People are intimidated by you until you open your mouth. You unintentionally charm people, but only you know that you're not endearing at all - you're just a weirdo.  
  2. You enjoy randomly doing British accents. And impersonations.
  3. You have to fight a daily impulse to make creepy faces at really serious people you pass on the street.
  4. You hate talking on the phone. You screen your phone calls - even from your friends - and you probably hate talking when people are around. Listening to one thing and seeing something else is a lot of sensory input piled on top of everything that's already going on in your head. Your mind often drifts away; and you have to force it back to the conversation to add in an “omg that’s craazzyyy,” every time the person stops talking.
  5. You can be an impetuous asshole, but then you spend the rest of your day over-thinking every detail and going back and forth as to whether you were too mean. Damn it!!!
  6. When you do find someone else as weird as you are, you're overjoyed that someone else is made from the same ingredients as you. You hang on to this person for life.
  7. People confuse your weirdness for confidence and you end up being their social life jacket in situations. But you’re not really that confident - you’re just weird and just as uncomfortable as they are.
  8. There's nothing worse for you than having to hang out with "normal" people for the whole day. 
  9. You hate traditional parties and systems. Educational systems, proms, Super Bowl Sunday...you don’t really get these and other "rites of passages.” 
  10. Although, if you do chose to grace a party with your presence, you’re the life of it. People will often confuse you for an extrovert, but you’re not, you’re just a weirdo. 
  11. You kinda hate typical dates- and you definitely HATE small talk, so needless to say, first dates are your Achilles’ Heel. You prefer your encounters with your potential romantic interests to be spontaneous and not follow anything traditional. 
  12. Your dance style ranges from "white dad at a barbecue" to "stripper whose rent is due tomorrow." (THIS, LOL)
  13. Most of the time you can’t stand clubs. You don’t get it. One of two things happen: either you’re with the right people and are the life of the party, or, you’re not with the right people and you just end up feeling really annoyed by the superficiality of it all. 
  14. You have your evil laugh down to perfection, "MUHAHAHAHA!"
  15. You really don't understand why it's not socially acceptable to just like randomly break out in song and dance in public places.
  16. You can feel distracted or vulnerable when you are in certain overstimulating environments but oddly enough you love concerts and love to perform. 
  17. You’d rather race in shopping carts or make videos with your friend in your room at 3 a.m. than be at the hottest night club with the “hottest” people and celebs.
  18. It takes a while for people to get you and your sense of humor, but when they do, they’re all like "ommgg at first I was like wtf is wrong with them but you’re actually really hilarious!"
  19. You think it's totally okay that there are 19 things on a list of 18.
Original post: www.puckermob.com/lifestyle/18…

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:iconallforfire:
AllForFire Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Ah, hello, Merry Christmas to you!
I'm terribly if I'm bothering you, but I'm A fellow Bioware fan who recently started posting his Dragon Age Fan-fictions.
Just minutes ago I submitted some of them by mistake to the Mass Effect folder of your BiowareFanClub for review.
I immediatlely re-submited them to the Dragon Age folder, but I merely wanted to give an apologetic heads-up.
Again, terribly sorry for the mistake, hopefully if you find my stories up to snuff, and I submit more in the future, I'll be more certain to be mindfull of the setting.
Cheers Warm Tidings and Happy Holidays to you and All your Kin Sir!^^
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InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
No worries! If the other admins haven't sorted this out for you already (I'm on and off on dA) then please let me know. Happy New Year and hope your 2015 is starting off to a kickin' start!
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Mad42Sam Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014   Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav :)
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werewolf90x Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey i finished my mass effect artwork. but my work is not in the gallery. WHY
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:iconinversereality-2:
InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Hi werewolf90x -- I am assuming you're asking why it hasn't been added to the :iconbiowarefanclub: correct? Can you link to me what work you're talking about?
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werewolf90x Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
werewolf90x.deviantart.com/art…
werewolf90x.deviantart.com/art…

but your guideline saids the polished thing. i worked really really hard on them
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InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
You composition and the proportions would be okay. Unfortunately, I think it's the way that you did the outlines that is probably baring it from entry. If you're working with a pencil sketch, may I suggest that you use a marker or Sharpie to draw some thick outlines first (called inking) before you scan and color them in? If you are working digitally, try downloading a free program like GIMP that will let you do multiple layers (it's really much easier for coloring, too!).

Here is a simple How-To for inking: www.wikihow.com/Ink-a-Drawing
YouTube instruction video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd7BP1…

Believe me, it makes a world of difference in your drawing!
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animot Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
thanks a lot for the watch!
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noborux Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Hey dude, hows life been for ya?
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:iconinversereality-2:
InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Hey you! Life has been ups and downs. Definitely what they call "interesting times". Overall, great learning experiences, lots of stories, miss hanging out with my online buddies, though. How've you been?
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